My partner would never do this, because she knows I would buy goatse plates.
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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Wouldn't the food fall through the hole in the center?
Lol
She's just pissed about the microplastics.
People on the internet 100% believe these stories and will fight you over it.
anon should get sucked off for getting those awesome fucking plates