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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

calmly takes off his glasses to have a nice long facepalm

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[–] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Director: RIcky? Can I call you that? Ricky, look, we have to get all your scenes during this shoot since you are using all of the bronzer we could find in the whole LA area. We can't do this tomorrow.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That joke took quite a voyage. Its five year mission,
To explore strange new words,
To seek out new cites,
And new publications.
To boldly go where no joke has gone before.

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Chef, if we put the habanero pepper on the bottom of the pizza he will most likely eat it since he doesn’t think in 3D space

[–] w00@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

Does not compute

[–] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

I bet the pizza was served cold by the time it got there.