this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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[–] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (4 children)

”We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and... earl grey.”

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Did you make some of them up?"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's just alcohol spiked with acetaminophen.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I said what I said, tea mom

[–] jawa21@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

Maybe some southern style sweet tea if you need a little pick me up.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Bread makes you fat??

[–] teft@startrek.website 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Only rakatajino passes these lips.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"You know what Cardassians have for breakfast? Fish juice. Hot fish juice. After six months, I was hoping for the Klingons to invade. At least they know how to make coffee."

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how likely it is that aquatic alien animals would have a taste or scent we'd think of as fishy.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

He doesn't say it tasted or smelled fishy, just that it was the juice of fish... and he apparently hated it.

What are the odds it has a similar aroma to Terran coffee beans?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mhm I wonder how Leeola Root Tea would taste.. or how potent in killing Tom Paris it would be.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Jadzia was the star of that show.

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Oolong Johnson?