[green is running, screaming, their head is on fire] FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK HELP ME!!! I AM ON FIRE HELP!!! AAAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS
[orange lookis pissed] Could you please scream a bit less? It's getting on my nerves
The trick arises from there being more than two people involved. In life, we have 10000 people on fire, another 10000 claiming to be on fire and also demanding help, another 10000 wearing flame-colored wigs claiming to speak for the fire-headed and demanding power, another 10000 trying to sell water buckets, another 10000 trying to sell ethanol buckets, another 10000 selling just buckets you're supposed to fill yourself, another 10000 trying to sell pictures of the burning ones, another 10000 trying to use those pictures to say its their own fault for putting fire on their head, another 10000 trying to tell people water is too precious to be 'wasted' on helping people, another 10000 trying to say it's all orange's fault so orange has to be given the power to 'help' green, another 10000 saying the fire-headed should be shot as a danger to the children, another 10000 who are sick of all the noise and would gladly flood the atmosphere with vaporized kerosene if it would just mean an end to the whole thing, and all those same number again pushing for the exact opposites.