Comic Strips

It's like asking someone with running shoes if he wants to run...

I witnessed something kinda similar.

I was the passenger in an old beaten small panel van. The driver was a complete jackass, but I needed the lift. He pulled up next to an Alfa Romeo 159, and asked for a race. The driver of the Alfa just looked... confused. He gave us a very potent "I cannot sanction your buffoonery" look and rolled his window back up. My driver yelled at him. I sunk into my seat in an overwhelming combination of first and second hand embarrassment.

it's pitifully obvious that these people need more attention. they crave it, they're literally doing the 3 year old toddler melt down equivalent of it, they cannot stand it if people don't LOOK AT THEM RIGHT NOW.

I get it, plainly, momma and daddy did not love you very much and it shows in how you interact with the world now.

any rational society would see to it that they get the mental health treatment they so publicly cry out for VRROOOM..

but VROOM VROOM they can't help it, they're too time constrained to go door to door seeking whatever it was childhood denied them, no, now they're everyone's problems VROOOOM they've got to mass communicate that shit VROOOOOOOOOOOM

now everyone gets to suffVROOOOOOOOOM because these fucking idiots didn't give their children attention and love.

that's what I hear every time one of the pricks VROOOMS by, desperation, sheer, utter, pitiful desperation that someone, somewhere acknowledges their existence because without the tantrum, no one gives a flying fuck at a rolling donut about them.

you could say their cars are their personalities, but that's really a symptom, like exhaust coming from an engine, these people spew their problems onto society and we're all supposed to just sit around and ignore them.

pitiful fucks.

i remember watching some wrenching videos where the guy was dumping tens of thousands into a miata, and one thing kinda stuck with me: when you're in a tiny car, you want to be loud so that the other cars are aware of you. Can you imagine taking out your itty bitty car you spent 50 grand and months or years of work on just to get sideswiped by some jackass in a RAM truck?

That being said, muscle cars are typically not itty bitty, so i get the frustration

"What is that loud and slow car?"

That’s actually my fault.

I stole all their catalytic converters to pay a lobbying group to get the local politicians to fund mass transit. Instead the batards passed vaguely worded noise ordinances that get selectively enforced by so-called public servants to target certain groups.
Sorry about that.

What they should really have is bypass mufflers, where that loudness only comes at high RPM.

Sadly, most do not...

You're thinking of a Mustang.

What has that guy's mom's 2015 Nissan Altima done to you?

Like those kids that put whatever it is in their Hondas or Nissans to make them sound like a lawn mower? Fucking obnoxious.

And what about all those booming stereos?

Makes me think of this guy

They can downvote this post in the quarter mile. We literally don't care.

burnout noises

Going fast for a quarter mile is literally the only thing a Corvette can do, so it's like if the punch line was a Mustang Guy saying he's never been able hit a pedestrian.