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He has been framed by Odlaw and the Waldo Watchers.....

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I thought it was a flailing electrical line in the background. Maybe one of his worries!

This is only the third one of these I've seen but is part of the joke that Corvette man is actually NOT a douche and it's assumed he would be? If so that's kinda refreshing.

I've also made lots and lots of mistakes, but I do the same and try to learn and improve. It's just part of being human.

I set myself the goal of making sure mine survives until 18. Anything past that is bonus points.

So far I have lots of bonus points.

The family one in particular is a really really serious issue

Hey, it wasn't pure white. I see those everywhere and I don't get it. The one you had seems like a way more fun color. But I'm probably being too judgy

that's a stupid as shit take and a stupid as shit phrase but ok

The comment you're replying to here sounds adorable though.

Personally I've found that no matter what car you buy there is a surprisingly large number of people that want to shit on it, and on you. Like, amazingly large and this thread is a great example.

So I guess you're stuck with thay no matter what, might as well get what you personally want and for your own reasons. Not what you're afraid people will think about it.

Aren't bikes supposed to not use the sidewalk...?

Can't say that I've seen that one