Duke Nukem would 100% murder the shit out of Trump.
The Duke is a successful businessman for one, women actually want to be with him and, most important, he is not a fucking pedo.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026
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He does not have time to play with himself.
Don't slander the good Duke!
IDK man... I think Nukem might have voted for Trump if he was real. He hates aliens that much.
But he loves babes even more. And the Cheeto isn't good to the babes.
Human "aliens" or ETs?
ETs (and the cops turned into pigs)
The post and your comment. +1
this is heartbreaking.
i may have to go save some babes (n64 was my first experience with mr nukem)
Duke Nukem 64 was great! Especially local multiplayer!
Aaaeh….
Old Duke was fun back then. DNF, bit of a train wreck isn’t it? After that whole debacle and it being ran into ground by Pitchford. No thx.
I refuse to accept that the trainwreck called "Duke Nukem Forever" is real. Fuck Randy though.
I'm not very familiar with this character, but I'm guessing that Duke Nukem would only go to Epstein Island once.
And the only ones coming back would be him and the victims he rescued.
And after that... "Call me Santa, because I have a list and I'm checking it twice... except no one on here is any bit nice."
Don't fucking insult the king Duke nukem
Shart Of The Deal
If only he was half as cool as the duke.
Dook*
Declarations. Executive orders. Not bills.
Bills create law. He ain't doing that. Most of what he does is not legal.
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From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:
That whole series haha.
Awww dude 4 str 4 stam leather belt? AAHH huh huh.
Duke Poop'em is heinous lol
Sign Bill's what?
Duke Deuce'Em
What's this about Trump shitting his pants, by the way? It's not the first time I've heard about it, but when I looked it up I found nothing.
In that press conference you can see woman in green's face. This screenshot is from right when he shit his pants and the smell reached her nose at the speed of stench. Immediately afterward they kick all the press out.
LOL
Is that real? And why are we living in an age where this would be quite mundane?
It looks real to me. The reactions aren't large, and maybe the shart noise at 0:34 could have been edited in, but... it all fit together with the way Trump and staff suddenly rushed the press out of the room.
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You can also hear it rip too. The hot mic caught it.
Someone needs to make a cut off the video where he gets asleep,cuts to the clip where he is crowned, cut to the clip where he get in the plane and launches shit on Americans, and cut back to reality where he shat himself and the journalists are asked to leave the office in a rush.
I think this is the entire purpose of AI and why it was made, but someone smarter than me needs to write the prompt.
Nuke Dukem
Bill won't return the calls :'''(
i enjoyed the image, but then reading duke poopem got me. thank for the laugh
to get people to stop paying attention to the epstein files suddenly coming in "batches"
I now want a mod for the game that will make it Duke Poop'Em with actual clips of his dumbest quotes.
hell, make some up with AI and mix them in there too. nobody will be able to tell.
Yo did anyone notice the code word “I hear”? As soon as he said it everyone knew “oh god the president is shidding himself RIGHT NOW”… and then he said it again and held bros hand looked deeply into his eyes and bro looked back at him as if to say “yes Mr president, let’s get you to the changing room!”
I thought it was the lady scratching under her nose. Seemed like she was trying to convey that it's gonna be smelly.
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