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Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot (i.imgur.com)
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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 60 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!

[–] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 55 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

This one is accurate.

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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 54 points 11 months ago (2 children)

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago

I've never seen this, but it's hilarious.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 50 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[–] 2deck@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

The cart returns itself, of course.

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[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 41 points 11 months ago (4 children)

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[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 38 points 11 months ago

[–] negativenull@startrek.website 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago

Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet

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[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] teft@startrek.website 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago

I can hear the harrumph of judgement.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!

[–] 2deck@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

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[–] z00s@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Aw I actually love Harry. He's a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should've been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.

#JusticeForHarry

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[–] negativenull@startrek.website 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

Makes you look stupid for not returning yours

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 29 points 11 months ago

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 28 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.

"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"

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[–] teft@startrek.website 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes...harry does...and no one else....

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 24 points 11 months ago

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

I wish

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[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play...

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 16 points 11 months ago

[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

[–] aperson@beehaw.org 10 points 11 months ago

Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

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