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Sneak snake

Snakes: I am going to evolve to have perfect camouflage so I am undetectable by all.

Also snakes: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STEPPED ON ME ARE YOU BLIND

Wow, you live somewhere that looks cool as fuck from inner city England. Should probably wear high boots when you're out for a walk tho. Safe and sexy.

Man snakes are so cool

First thing I noticed was the cactus that is wanking one out behind the bushes there

Fun fact:

Snake venoms are generally classified into four main functional types: neurotoxic (attacking the nervous system), hemotoxic (disrupting blood clotting and destroying red blood cells), cytotoxic (destroying local cells and tissues), and myotoxic (causing rapid muscle breakdown).
https://a-z-animals.com/animals/snake/snake-facts/4-types-of-snake-venom/

This is why I stay on the walking paths in my neighborhood. They're supposed to be here in NM, too, but I've never seen one where I live. I don't want to meet one. Where I am it's sagebrush and sand, maybe they're closer to the mountain where the ground rocky like in this picture.

Oh. I thought you were talking about the masturbating cactus.

I would not have seen that, before it was to late.

It was the second one that got me!

You have to respect that rattlesnake warn you before biting. It’s very polite.

I'd love some augmented reality glasses that do only like vector graphics to outline things or project text over reality, with advanced cameras to measure and map things. I bet you could see tons of interesting things in nature that you wouldn't notice.

Of course you can also just train yourself to see more!

Not so fun fact, because people out right killed every venomous snake they could see or hear, the venomous snakes evolved to be quieter over time.

Me trying to see the "little guy"

I hate it when cacti suddenly jack off at me

I was watching a nature documentary last week. Rattlesnakes are some kinky motherfuckers. When the male approached the female to mate, the first thing she did was smack his head around with her tail. Then when it was time for copulation, she wrapped her tail around the male's penis and dragged him by it to their mating spot.

I once dated a guy who was an extreme sub, who really wanted me to put him in a dog cage while I went off to work (I didn't do it, I wasn't ready for that level of kink at the time.) I think he would've been down for a rattlesnake-style mating ritual.

Well if he didn't want to get stepped on, he shouldn't have been looking so much like a rock while hanging out among all those other rocks!

I have one or two of these come to hang out near my house each year so I just load them into a garbage can and take them to the north forty so they don't bite my dogs.