Ask a theologian.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
Everything's a distraction from everything else.
Epstein didn't kill himself because Epstein never dies.
With really expensive ketchup.
I mean, they'd have to. There's six movies, each a little over two hours long. Let's say that gets you up to 14 hours. Then there's the two Ewok movies. Assuming that they're each two hours long (I can't be bothered to check) that gets you to 18 hours. The Holiday Special is 98 minutes long, but even rounding that up to two hours that only gets you to 20 in total. Then what? Watch the cutscenes for Dark Forces 2 and Rebel Assault 2? There's only so much Star Wars available.
In about a decade Superman will be freed from his corporate shackles.
Perry White: He's not even a has-been, he's a never-was.
In what continuity is Krypton destroyed by a civil war?
I kind of want to watch it, but I'd have to watch the original Joker first.
To pass butter.
But you'll have also made an employee of the Big Giant Head angry.