The hardest part is teaching them to pee in bottles
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2024
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Huh, I always though Musk would be Ted Faro not Bezos.
Ahem, Fuck Ted Faro.
Given what we learned about the Neuralink monkeys, I think there's a major difference between Musk and Faro.
Musk's drones would devour dolphins by design, not because they learned it on their own and became out of control.
Why not both? It can always be both of them.
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What happens when your forklift starts to hallucinate?
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
Let the ai robots loose on the floor to discover productivity by themselves. I bet they figure out that giving random chair massages, pats on the back and cake 🍰 distribution is the best way to improve ROI. Depending on company culture and regulation, hand jobs or spanking might also be involved to attract new employees.
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