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Open source funding be like (media.mas.to)
submitted 6 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I see.... finally vim has other purpose than being text editor (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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You have the right to remain silent (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by aggelalex@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I only like pointers, not humans (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 6 months ago by lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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we're not the same meme with the following text:

you like threesome
I like leetcode.com/problems/3sum
we're not the same

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Shiiieeettt....... (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Your typical software development team (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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me irl (feddit.uk)
submitted 6 months ago by AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Coding with GPT (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Conveniently enter your phone number with a single input (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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It's all about perspective (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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coding chess (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by Tixanou@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Lighter BBQing (thumbsnap.com)
submitted 7 months ago by willya@lemmyf.uk to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Spent 10 minutes debugging... (lemmy.ml)
submitted 7 months ago by Ephera@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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good luck little buddy, see you in 5 years (i.postimg.cc)
submitted 7 months ago by Hemi03@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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The dichotomy of tech (lemm.ee)
submitted 7 months ago by GluWu@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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def poem(self) (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/12200859

~~can you tell I don't understand poetry~~

I was gonna make a meme about this but decided to go with a poem of sorts instead.

Edit: Dang, I'm not entirely sure what I did right, but I'm glad yall like my little poem 😭

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shit - An implementation of git in (almost) pure POSIX shell (git.sr.ht)
submitted 7 months ago by Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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This is painfully true (lemmy.ca)
submitted 7 months ago by ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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And no, I will not tell you what my company app is.

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It's always nice to revisit my old code. (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by lawrence@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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My son uses Arch... How do I know? He tells me... Constantly... (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by snrkl@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Updated template. Had no idea on who the knucklehead from the original template was.

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Use a old version of a library with a known defect (lemmy.ml)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by vvvv@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Someone pushed the wrong thing to production... (lemmy.ml)
submitted 7 months ago by Ephera@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Working on legacy projects be like (lemmy.ml)
submitted 7 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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rule (lemmy.zip)
submitted 7 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/10030098

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Firewall (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by treechicken@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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