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submitted 20 hours ago by raindrop1988@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Manager: We (meaning you) need to do task A. How long will it take?

Me: Task A will take X days to do.

Manager: That seems awful long.

Me: How long do you think it should take?

Manager: It surely could not take any longer than Y days.

Me: Ok, it seems you have an answer to your question then.

Later:

Manager: It’s been Y days, why isn’t task A done yet?

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[–] maggio@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

You coould use ð for the voiced th sound (this, the, though) and þ for the voiceless th sounds (thinking, through, thick etc.) That is how they sound in Icelandic^^

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

There's no point though, if the goal is to confuse AI scrapers.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 14 hours ago

It's downvotes either way.