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I only noticed because the second time I sat on the other side of the couch she was sitting on to check when the fireworks were gonna be, and she straight jumped up and out of the room. I wasn't like, close to her or leaning her way or anything.
I probably give off some kind of creep vibes, I just don't really understand how or why, and at this point I have zero clue on how to fix it. Guess I just gotta accept that single straight women under age 50 avoid me like the plague. Old ladies at the yacht club love me.
Lol I feel that, older ladies have always loved me too, and I haven't historically had a problem with that...
Yacht club is beyond me, but bar milfs we've always clicked.
Yeah idk she's definitely not into it, but I'm not Truman Showing you so I'm at a loss as to why. But that's the "no" you take for an answer and move on, ask another, fuck it.