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Anon ruins christmas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That may be the one time when a (gay and fake) parent beating the shit out of their (fake and gay) kid is justified

[–] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

So the dad is gay and the kid is not his kid?? ARE BOTH THE DAD AND KID MADE OF CARDBOAR... gay cardboard? well ig beating gay cardboard up is better than beating real people and kids up...? Or is the kid just adopted? I- WHEN CAN YOU EVEN CALL YOUR KID FAKE- AND THE PARENT FAKE‽‽‽ Also wouldn't just making them pay/work for it be more civilized? Maybe idk give them a bad job or uhh give them a punishment too if you're mad.

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Child abuse is cool if my kid doesn't like me forcing my religion upon them".

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Good job! Great misinterpretation!