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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yeah, its pretty obvious peoppe are lying anout Santa once you realize the North Pole has no land.

Santa clearly is from the South Pole.

Pretty genius actually, getting people to look for him on the opposite side of the planet.

[–] eyekaytee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

TIL the north pole has no land

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It doesn't have land, but it does have ice. People have walked to it from Canada.