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[โ€“] Saapas@piefed.zip 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I imagine it is like moving a lamp over a table. Closer parts have summer and further away parts have winter.

[โ€“] LiarAmongAll@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Which is pretty funny because in the northern hemisphere during January, the sun is closest to us. It's our axial tilt that drives the winter, being tilted further away in winter.

But God forbid they learn some actual fucking science ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

earth moves around the sun. moving a table over a lamp.

[โ€“] Saapas@piefed.zip 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure there's both types of flat earthers.

jeffs and steves?