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Anon invents a time machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Hello, is this England? Yes, it's me, a time traveler. Would you be terribly put off if I asked you to be friends with Germany? I know they've been quite cantankerous of late, but I promise it's in the best interest of all parties for you two to get along. Cheerio!

Now, where did I put the phone numbers for France and Belgium...