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Anon invents a time machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That also means that Ford never rises to the global powerhouse it is, which means that the Phillips screw head doesn't proliferate.

Excuse me, I have a time machine to build.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 2 points 16 hours ago

Monkey's Paw Time Machine: Slotted screws becomes the standard instead.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Just tell the people to stop using them outside of aviation!