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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

New low is going to become a common phrase for space x. Boldly going where no stock has gone before.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Hopefully the stock needs a Boring Machine.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I assure you, many stocks have gone much much lower. It's called "penny stocks". They're exactly what they sound like. They're mostly used as pump and dump schemes. Company is worth $0.01 per stock? Buy $10,000 dollars worth. Then, when it eventually becomes worth $0.02, you sell, and make an easy $10,000. Repeat every few days.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Put the two sentences together. Then realize it's also a joke.