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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon works in an office (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's because we're studs 😏

*gets message in ear*

oh, it's because we're workhorses or donkeys 😞

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

it's because we're fussy gas bags that need constant de-farting to function

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

And y'all are kept in cubicles because nobody trusts any of you to roam free

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 3 hours ago

plus we have a tendency of fucking each other over