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xkcd #3279: Main Span

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Wind stress? Don't be silly. When has wind stress ever been a problem for a suspension bridge?

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3279/

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[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just build the bridge on the moon instead. The lower gravity really helps with the main span.

[–] bob_omb_battlefield@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just tether the middle to the moon instead of the balloon.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

Who needs a space elevator when you might as well use the same tech to beat bridge records.

[–] Tango@piefed.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I don't even want to give any of this until Monday.