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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon accepts a prestigious job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also, even if you’re verifiably a super genius, I think you’d probably get fired for throwing your own shit, biting people, and stealing stuff eventually.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So you mean we can train monkeys to work if they work from home?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I think it’s the other way around, but yes.