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Mine has had these, but only on locked cabinets, for years.
I don't know if they review 'em tho. Got sick and fucking tired of needing an employee to open the cabinent with the dog treats (most of the time, nobody even comes no matter how long I wait or how many time I press the button for service) so I got my own universal barrel key that opens their cabinets and just take what I need. Sometimes, I even pay for it.
Tell me more about how one procures a universal barrel key.
https://covertinstruments.com/products/covert-tubular-lock-pick
That's a lock pick, not a key.
Also, Walmart doesn't use physical keys anymore. It's some sort of wireless thing like NFC.
A 'universal' key, IE a key that can be used to open multiple different locks. So yes, a lock pick. What were you expecting?
Not all walmarts are the same, many haven't 'upgraded' to digital locks. Still an interesting tool for the arsenal.
Something like a TSA key that fits the lock in addition to the owner’s key.
A lock pick requires an amount of skill to use and is definitely not a key.
'TSA approved' locks have a seprate keyway specifically for TSA to open and inspect your bags.
There is something called 'Master Keying' (not talking about the master lock company), where you can setup the pins in a lock to open for multiple different keys. Commonly used in places like hotels and motels: one key only opens your door (this is the one given to you at check-in) and another key that opens all the motels locks, given to management/cleaning staff so they can get into each room without needing dozens or hundreds of keys.
This requires each lock to be explicitly setup with the correct pins to accept both keys. Not super common now, but you still find them now and again.
There are universal luggage keys because luggage makers make locks that need to be opened by 3rd parties. Barrel locks aren’t designed that way.
Also the TSA has a set of universal keys, there isn’t a single key that works on all luggage.
The TSA have 3-4 specific 'TSA keys' (which are easily purchased), and they demand you use a 'TSA approved' lock which has an extra keyway explicitly for them to use. If you don't use one of these locks, they'll cut yours off during inspection and give it back to you in pieces, with no compensation.
yes, my friend would also like to have this information
You go to your favorite search engine and enter "universal barrel key."
AliExpress or Amazon.
It looks kind of like a screwdriver. Ask The Lockpicking Lawyer.
They literally look like this:
That's just a key, presumably a copy of the specific key that your local walmart uses; there's nothing 'universal' about it.
These are some of the cheapest locks you can get and all just use a single tooth to turn the latch.
Each of the little pins you see in the ring of that lock are equivalent to the pins in a typical pin-tumbler lock you'd find on a front door. The corresponding round cutouts in the edge of the key barrel set how far each one is pushed down when you insert the key.
Yes, there's just one little tooth that rotates the lock, but only after each of those pins are pushed down to the correct depth. These are almost always really cheap locks, so you've only got to be kind of close tbh, but you do still have to be close.
You've just got a copy of walmarts keys. (Or a near enough approximation) nothing 'universal' about it. I don't think you explicitly tried to get 'walmarts keys', but got lucky enough with whatever random key you bought that it happens to work.
There's no such thing as a literal 'universal key'. There's commonly used keys (like what a large international retailer might buy and use in bulk....), and there's lock picking tools.
Ever hear of skeleton keys?
Yes, they're only relevant to purely warded locks which are largely nolonger used in the modern world (exceptions always exist, the world isnt black/white).
In the world of pin-tumbler or tubular locks - what we've been talking about - the closest equivalent would be a comb pick/key; which is a bypass tool (or lock pick) that only effects poorly designed locks with pin stacks shorter than the chambers they're in, when they're fully compressed. I don't think I've ever seen one of these for a tubular lock, but they may exist.
Master Lock makes a series of warded locks that are often used outdoors, because they'll function when left in a forest to get rained on and nested in. You'll probably find warded keys like this one on a park ranger's keyring:
Take that key, grind the bumps off everywhere but the tip, and it'll open every lock with that keyway.
As for tubular locks, the pick looks like this:
It's not difficult to use, you jam it in the lock and jick it around until the lock opens. What's happening is you're setting sliding elements on the tool to the pin heights in the lock. Once the lock opens, the business end of the tool now closely resembles the key. The tool can be read to make/buy a proper key for that lock, or you can tighten the collar to lock it down and now the tool functions as a key.
Or you buy the right key, which is what OP did. It's not like the cases in Wal-Mart are all keyed different; the corporation probably orders keys and locks in lots of tens of thousands so I bet there is one tubular key that'll get you into most if not all Wal-Mart cabinets; maybe the guns and ammunition are stored behind a different key, MAYBE. Actually glance into that kind of thing and you'll find out just how useless locks are. There's a key known as the CH751. Almost every RV or camper's exterior baggage doors are locked with a CH751. So are arcade cabinets, gumball machines, voting booths...just about anywhere someone is going to put a bullshit little mass produced lock cylinder it'll probably be a CH751, if they don't replace it with an equally bullshit tubular lock.
That master lock I'm familiar with, I've actually got one sitting on my shelf righ now. I could be mistaken; but I could have sworn those were warded lever locks; needing more than just the tip, but at least one if not two other positions to raise all of the levers as well. Perhaps I was wrong there, they may be even cheaper than I had thought (I've not actually dissected one as they're riveted together).
As I had said; exceptions.
The tubular lockpick is what I posted... So yeah, I'm aware of it and it's usage...
This has been my point in this entire conversation. OP didn't buy some magic 'universal key', they bought a regular key that happens to be commonly used. Nothing special.
No, there are bump keys, not for barrel cylinders though
Yup, considered another type of lockpicking tool. Depending on the lock; clumsy, loud, and often ineffective. Usually defeated by security pins and/or different strength springs in the pin stacks. Plus you have to have the correct key blank for the lock cylinder you're attacking.
You could just find an associate. From my experience they will help right away
They still gotta find the ONE employee who has the friggin keys.
Thats where you talk to the lady who looks like she is a million years old