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[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Queue the new subscription cloud version of Windows that force-feeds you whatever the fuck Microslop has a hard on for this week. Advertisements in your start menu, open video stream everything you are doing, slop token credits if you answers surveys about what you are doing so CoPilot can train off of your screen recordings, un-uninstallable CoPilot/OneDrive of course, free license for Microslop to use anything OneDrive ingests (everything it manages to discover) without limitation...

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

this is the next logical step. raise the 'price' of 'regular' windows and systems with windows...

so the subscription looks like a 'good' deal.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How did you get their secret plans for Windows 12?

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm in the closed beta. Its great! I pay extra for the premium tier - I only have to subject myself to free use by any random shareholder visiting my town on Tuesdays and Thursdays. The base-tier peasants have to give up their whole weekends to shareholders like fuckin losers lol.