Canada

zzz. PP's conservatives had a DOGE-North campaign ready to go, because they thought Musks approach was awesome -- there were lots of photos of it coming from their Alberta nerve center, when they thought it'd get them votes, even wearing red MCGA hats and all. Saying Carney's fucking up things like social services is warranted criticism, yes, but PP would've butchered everything. And what's this nonsense about "He'd keep us in CUSMA!", the fuck? What is PP, the diaper whisperer? PP would've spread his cheeks so far apart to accept Donalds droopy dick, I don't even know what bizarro rationale you're using to pretend like he'd somehow magically solve anything at all -- if he'd been able to 'stay' in the agreement the US wants out of, then he would've done it by conceding to every demand ever made by the Americans. And where's his negotiating expertise coming from exactly anyhow, what with PP's complete lack of any actual working experience outside of parliament? The states would've said "Fentanyl!" and PP would've accepted their bullshit messaging, designed a whole propaganda campaign around how fentanyl was "a MASSIVE problem in Canada, HUGE, some even say bigger than those forest fires and stuff!", then he'd label it as a China drug and start targeting asian immigrants etc. Last election, the Canadian conservatives literally used the same campaign slogans as Trump - "Make Canada Great Again" and "Canada First" bullshit, and you want to pretend like they'd do anything but bend over for Trump? Absolute fantasist horseshit.

But whatever floats your boat I guess, you can suck off conservatives all day for all I care.