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Anon ruins christmas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I just told my kid the truth the first time it came up. It wasn't and never has been an issue. They dgaf if an invisible pink unicorn brought those presents.