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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 17 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

I wish I could buy a ravioli can for $1 ...

Solid plan even at $2-3 per can, though.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

I like ravioli as much as the next guy, but I won't pay those prices

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

$1 for Chef Boyardee on sale, but you'll need to spend another $0.50 on toilet paper

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Just put your thumb over the end of the garden hose.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Cheap enema, though

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

And canned ravioli's are terrible these days.