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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

2 kilos/4.5# rice, two dozen eggs,a kilo/2# of bacon, a bottle each of soy sauce and knockoff sriracha.

Go from $15 to $60 and eat like a sumo wrestler!

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Might want to throw a cheap rice cooker in there to avoid the inevitable mishap from anon's likely unfamiliarity with operating a stovetop

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's only 14 nights and parents probably have insurance, I'd risk it at their age.

[–] Ibuthyr@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago

A rice cooker is a solid investment though. It's one of the most frequently used kitchen appliances in our household. But yeah, for anon probably not.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And you're never gonna have to eat sodium again!

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Not like canned noodles will have any less sodium.

Alternate: 4kg/9# cabbage, 2kg/4.5# onion, 2kg/4.5# barley or brown rice, box of bouillon cubes.

[–] Wander@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rice, beans/peas, TVP, then soy sauce and sriracha.

Bonus it can all go into one pot.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago