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A guide for medieval fantasy parents. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 days ago by JaceTheGamerDesigner@lemmy.ca to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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If a woman on a flying broom asks to give the baby a gift, say no and don't let her inside. Her gift ideas are terrible.

Never live near anyone who teaches swordfighting.

If a man in a pointy had declares your child is the chosen one, deny it and do not let him or a gift from him anywhere near the child. Your home town will last longer.

If your child begins showing signs of wild uncontrollable powers, you are doomed. Take out life insurance.

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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

If your child talks about having seen an angel with any magnitude of conviction, get your affairs in order immediately, it may already be too late.