this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2026
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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 138 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Fake: anon has a friend

Gay: anon feels better after a fisting experience

[–] lIlIllIlIIIllIlIlII@lemmy.zip 25 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

It's not gay if I'm fisting myself

right?

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 3 points 15 hours ago

As long as that hand never touches a penis, according to the law of transference