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Anon experiences a glitch (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago

It kinda does, doesn't it? It was a military dentist though, and I wasn't going to be able to refuse whatever they were going to give me, so I believe they told me the truth.

I did threaten to bite them if I was awake enough to remember to do so though, so maybe the IV bag got an extra squeeze!