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Don’t feel so bad about yourself (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not having eaten in 40 hours, he saw a spectator eating two peaches. He asked if he could have the peaches, and the spectator declined. He then stole both peaches and ran away.

Lol

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, give the fucking man some peaches.

Got to be millions of those bastards.