this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2026
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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 67 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Fake: OP is >6ft tall. Gay: OP turned into a les(trans)bian.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 26 points 6 days ago

Ah the great 4chan anon paradox.

Fake: OP didn’t get invited anywhere, because he posts on 4chan.

Gay: If OP did get invited to “girl’s night”, it’s because he is gay, but that didn’t happen because this is fake (see item 1 above.)