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[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a straight~~ish~~ 6' dude built like a plumber but the lesbians in my DnD group declared me an honorary lesbian.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago

Ah, that's the fisting part of girl's night.

[–] degen@midwest.social 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All you had to say was plumber. Pretty sure plumber - bigot = honorary lesbian

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, does that mean bigoted lesbians are dishonourable plumbers?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I don't make the claim but the math maths