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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon had a nightmare (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anon forgot they were watching cable TV not streaming. Reruns at 2 am? They just slept through a long commercial break. You may have had a nightmare but you avoided Yahel with the sad old jews, Sarah McLoughlan with the abused animals, 16 pharmaceuticals, 5 kind of insurance, and a financial advisor.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget about reverse mortgage era Tom Selleck

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

And GGW.