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Trump Delivers Surefire Closing Message for Midterms: Check Out Nicki Minaj's 'Beautiful Ass' (www.rollingstone.com)

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 hours ago

There's only one way to know for sure. Did the obese orange tub of wobbling gonorrhoea just grab at it?

...because, ya know, they let you do that when you're famous!!!