D_C

Too many people are sticking a wick in the 'chocolate' and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn't like people getting any real value for money so they've dropped the wax.

Obviously it'll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.

It is akin to the car that Homer Simpson designed.

Yep, and precede it with something like "I enjoy our friendship but I have to ask..."
Put the emphasis on the friendship and how both can learn from it.

You heard it wrong. You thought they said "here's responsible spending" however they actually said "irresponsible spending"

The problem nowadays is nobody wants to work...