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[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

I feel like the bigger story here is that Nicki Minaj is all-in with fascism... or was that known before?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 5 points 29 minutes ago

It's been a few years since she joined them

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 minutes ago

She's been a piece of shit for awhile now, but the specifically political flavor of shit has mostly come up in recent years.

Her brother is in prison for being a child rapist. She does not feel this is problematic (she is also married to a rapist), and likely thinks he deserves no punishment. Luckily for her there is currently a president who is both a child rapist himself and corrupt enough to sell pardons.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 26 minutes ago

I think her first widely publicized indications of going bonkers were maybe some antivax shit, and then her brother molested kids or something and she defended him, which of course was a direct line to getting her in with the right wing crowd.

I dunno, that's what info has vaguely filtered down to stick in my head about her over the past few years and I don't give a fuck enough to actually look it up and see if I'm right.

[–] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 2 points 20 minutes ago
[–] alien_observer@lemmy.ml 3 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)

To quote Arthur the aardvark, the ass was fat.

[–] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 1 points 27 minutes ago

But I digress

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 37 minutes ago)
[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 points 42 minutes ago

I'm more impressed by her pink claws. Not attracted, but definitely impressed.

[–] weps@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)


"grab them by the pussy"

they'll let you do that if you're the leader of the free world

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

He's biting his lip isn't he

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 minutes ago

There was also a reuters photo from this event where he seems to be staring at her ass, although I suppose he could just be blankly dementia drooling off into the distance

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

it’s so creepy

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 23 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

But what's the election promise here? Vote for us and

  • You will be looking at Nicki Minaj's ass more often
  • There are going to be more asses like Nicki Minaj's
  • ???
[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 minute ago

There are going to be more asses like Nicki Minaj's

MAGA really loves their excessive plastic surgery

[–] bad1080@piefed.social 8 points 2 hours ago
[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 59 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Minaj wore a suit and got up on stage and delivered a political message in support of Trump just for him to get on the mic and say "Check out the ass on this broad, am I right fellas?"

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 30 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure he meant it in the most respectful way possible. /s

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 hours ago

There's only one way to know for sure. Did the obese orange tub of wobbling gonorrhoea just grab at it?

...because, ya know, they let you do that when you're famous!!!

[–] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The President of the United States, everyone....

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Elected president of the united states.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 22 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 2 hours ago

This is the part that gets me.

Her amazing ass? It's well-known to be fake. So her best features are 1) saying anything not to get deported, and 2) plastic surgery...

OH. Oh, hey, sorry, I just got it. Sorry, I'm dense sometimes.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 hours ago

Everyone in his orbit now from hegseth all the way up to the pool boy are now considering their options on how to improve their ass

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

And here I thought he only had eyes for Jon Husted's ass.

Thank you. Everyone else missed that point. He noticed Husted's ass, made a comment about it, then dropped a remark that on the record, he only prefers women, not men... and then he quickly pivots to Nicki Minaj's ass.

[–] laut_sprecher@feddit.org 13 points 4 hours ago

You forgot about his daughter