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Good news, I dont have kids and my organs will surely kill them more quickly.
just get bit by a rabid animal before donating, apparently you can give rabies through organ transplants.
Yes, this is a happy consequence of my having been assiduously toxifying myself with drugs for several decades. Woe unto the fucker who tries to take my organs. At this point, I imagine they'd poison a hungry dog, stone fuckin dead.
This might be the greatest thing I've ever read
If only my doctors felt the same way.