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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't count your chickens before you put them all in one basket

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But what if I paid for the 10-piece meal?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I like how this bucket of chicken is casually thrusting for no reason.

[–] bonesawmcl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well duh'... Then someone else has put them in the basket already, so you're good

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

First you get the birds stoned.