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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[โ€“] gothmog@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For the first one, my ex used to say that to me all the time.

[โ€“] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You need to eat more pineapple