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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.

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[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 16 points 1 week ago

One I accidentally said a while back and now use for anything that's both unhinged and comes out of nowhere: Out of left pocket