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Anon has a proposal for you (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Hell yeah! Just dig a nice deep hole next to the hut and hide inside whenever it gets close. Then lure it in once the hole is deep enough after covering it in sticks and leaves. Now, I'm not talking a T-rex sized hole. Just enough for 1 foot. Once it steps on it and its weight breaks its leg you wait for it to die inside the hut.

[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Oh, also, if that fails since the cabin is indestructible I'm just setting the area on fire.