Memes

China definetly has rot at the center of their society just like ours, they’ve very good lately by hiding it with propoganda.

"Those lying Asians are just as bad as us. We don't have any evidence of that, but it must be because they are so good at hiding it with their lies".

They have rampant corruption (so much that they give officals the death penalty for bribery, but it still doesn’t stop,)

So, giving severe punishment for corruption is evidence of rampant corruption, rather than of the state actually taking action against corruption (and not doing the Epstein thing)?

out of control pollution

Which has been getting "in control", so to speak.
Also, amusing how you blame the effects of colonialism on the Global South. Do you think that the PRC should have magically switched to green energy without building up the capability to do that, all after your empire plundered it?

huge modern cities where nobody lives

Oh nooo. What an atrocity. This hurts... approximately nobody.

cheap EVs that explode

Tesla is a NATO company, not a PRC one.

people finding the rice they just bought is actually plastic

Source?

thousands of identical online content creators all using the same filter to look like the perfect woman, sometimes lined up dozens livestreaming on the same street a few feet from each other, etc.

Ah yes, such an awful thing in comparison with your empire engaging a genocide of Palestine.
Also, any sources of that happening, or is this another case of "Iraq WMDs"?

We don’t hear about that stuff very much in the west because freedom of speech doesn’t exist there

You mean the thing that you heard from the people who also sold you on "Iraq WMDs"?
Also, what do you expect to hear from there when you do not speak the language?