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Volkswagen says it’s putting ChatGPT in its cars for “enriching conversations” (www.theverge.com)
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Volkswagen says it’s putting ChatGPT in its cars for “enriching conversations”::Volkswagen is putting ChatGPT into its cars starting in the second quarter of 2024. The feature is being considered for the US, but plans have yet to be finalized.

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[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Fuck that shit.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hi. This is Volky, the Volkswagen AI powered by Microsoft!! I see you want to start an engaging conversation about anal sex during constipation. Did you know that in ancient Sumaria "Fucking that shit" was an act performed by Shaman for treating severe constipation? If you'd like to talk about this more during your trip to "Kroger Grocery store" pound your face twice on the steering column to activate your $19.99 a month subscription to ChatGPT 5.5 advanced conversation mode!

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I don't want more upselling.

Please.

[–] Zeth0s@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why is that? Most car already have voice assistants to help in tasks that would ve distracting for the driver. What's the difference with chatGPT?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 16 points 10 months ago

Fuck that shit too.

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I don't want nor need smart features on my car. Keep it dumb or make it open source.