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    [–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 85 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Finding: It’s our new intrusion detection software deployed across the enterprise that reads every byte read or written to disk and memory.

    Check for updates and maybe, just maybe, the vendor, fickle gods that they are, will release an update that doesn’t mistakenly triple scan everything.

    [–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

    Then the intrusion detection software ends up being the entry vector for a virus and the company doesn’t learn its lesson

    [–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Someone has worked for the DoD...

    [–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

    Corporate experience

    [–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

    Department of the Delta Quadrant?

    [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    We've had one virus scan, yes, but what about second virus scan?