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[–] essellburns@beehaw.org 27 points 10 months ago

Be me

Sitting at my station in the shuttle bay waiting for someone to need a shuttle

Two people on the deck below me activate their replicators at the same time

My console explodes, tearing off an arm and burning half my uniform off, and skin too.

Stagger out the door looking for help.

See someone in the new medical uniforms, so glad they changed that so I don't accidentally ask a botanist for help.

It's a betazoid psychiatrist

Die and get fired out of the ship in a torpedo.