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"Dad, what happened to humans on this planet?"
"Well son, they used a statistical computer program predicting words and allowed that program to control their weapons of mass destruction"
"That sounds pretty stupid. Why would they do such a thing?"
"They thought they found AI, son."
"So every other species on the planet managed to not destroy it, except humans, who were supposed to be the most intelligent?"
"Yes that's the irony of humanity, son."
The dolphins probably left and their last message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop whilst whistling "The Star-Spangled Banner", but in fact the message was this: "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish."