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No way Data didn't have tear ducts. He has all kinds of biosynthetic lubricants in his body, so I assume he was capable of all human secretions. He is, after all, fully functional.
Old Doc Soong has a spreadsheet on his computer with exact specs on Data's cum. How much protein, flavor, moisture, production capacity, flow capacity, pressure specs, the list goes on. I wonder how he tested all of that? Working alone in his lab. They did call him Often Wrong Soong, so it was probably a long road of trial and error.
Dude…not everything needs to be shared with the group.
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